IF YOU’RE STILL DRINKING BOTTLED WATER, YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM!
1 total filings · 0 classes · Active since May 2026
IF YOU’RE STILL DRINKING BOTTLED WATER, YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM! holds 1 USPTO trademark filings across 0 NICE classes. The largest concentration is in Class 35 (Advertising & Business) with 1 filings. The WikiTrademarks Expansion Score is 24/100, low — the brand is focused on defending its existing categories rather than expanding.
USPTO data refreshed September 7, 2026
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| Serial No. | Mark | Filing Date | Status | Classes | Owner |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 99805866 | IF YOU’RE STILL DRINKING BOTTLED WATER, YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM! | May 05, 2026 | Registered | 035 Advertising & Business | Jerry Robin |
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FAQ: IF YOU’RE STILL DRINKING BOTTLED WATER, YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM! trademark portfolio
What trademarks does IF YOU’RE STILL DRINKING BOTTLED WATER, YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM! hold?
IF YOU’RE STILL DRINKING BOTTLED WATER, YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM! holds 1 USPTO trademark filings across 0 NICE classes. The largest concentration is in Class 35 (Advertising & Business). The most recent filings are registered to Jerry Robin.
How many trademarks does IF YOU’RE STILL DRINKING BOTTLED WATER, YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM! have at the USPTO?
WikiTrademarks tracks 1 USPTO trademark filings attributed to IF YOU’RE STILL DRINKING BOTTLED WATER, YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM!. The brand has been actively filing since May 2026. The count updates daily as new filings are indexed from the USPTO bulk data feed.
In which NICE classes does IF YOU’RE STILL DRINKING BOTTLED WATER, YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM! file most often?
IF YOU’RE STILL DRINKING BOTTLED WATER, YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM!'s most active class is NICE Class 35 (Advertising & Business), with 1 filings. The full distribution across all 0 classes is shown in the Nice Class Distribution panel on this page.
Who owns the IF YOU’RE STILL DRINKING BOTTLED WATER, YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM! trademark?
The most recent filings under the IF YOU’RE STILL DRINKING BOTTLED WATER, YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM! mark are registered to Jerry Robin. Trademark ownership can shift through assignments — see the Ownership & Assignment History section on this page for the full chain of title.
Is IF YOU’RE STILL DRINKING BOTTLED WATER, YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM! expanding into new categories?
The current WikiTrademarks Expansion Score for IF YOU’RE STILL DRINKING BOTTLED WATER, YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM! is 24 out of 100, which is low — the brand is focused on defending its existing categories rather than expanding. The score combines NICE class breadth, filing velocity, and the rate of cross-class movement from the brand's filing history.
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